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Offer of fellatio or a blow job that never happens to induce compliance with female demands; from the Sweet Potato Queens
I made him the Promise, so he would mow the lawn.
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A "Promise" is an insult or a nickname for someone or something who has done something wrong / is the worst, an insult for everything. Not too rude, not too kind.
You can use the word "Promise" for anything, anyone, no matter what they have done, it is the best insult.
Dave: Hey man, did you like that twilight movie
Greg: Fuck you, Promise.
Dave: Sorry for stealing your girlfriend.
Greg: Fucking Promise.
Dave: Hey man, you no that Jim kid?
Greg: Yeah bro, he's a fucking promise hey.
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A real bad bitch. Doesn’t take no for an answer, always running her mouth but can back her shit up. Don’t test her because she is not to be tried, epitome of stubborn. Attitude off the charts. Real pretty
Damn this bitch Promise so moody.
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something that was made to be broken.
a promise made is a promise broken.
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To make and break; to say and not do
Babe I promise I'll call (3 days later...)
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something that people make to comfort another person.
is only kept in a 2 state radius other wise promise is canceled and no longer exists.
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what people say but don't really care about
e- "promise we'll always be best friends no matter what"
c- "promise"
*fight*
e- "you promised to never leave.. and now you're leaving?"
c- "promises were meant to be broken"
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