[socks]

To get an excuse from a girl who does not want to hang out with you that is probably not true. This comes from the often excuse of "I have to do laundry" instead of watch a movie at your apartment.

I called that girl from the bar to see if she wanted to come out tonight but she gave me socks.

Did you ask her out?
Yeah.
And..?
She gave me socks.

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sock

a secondary name used on a message board; a sockpuppet

He has about 3 socks on this board.

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Sock

The name a non-binary person will give to anything including themselves

Whos that?
Oh that's socks.
Wha-

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Socking

The act of busting in a sock

"dude, I was socking all night at pats house last night"

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No Socks

To have sex with no condom. Specifically to lose your virginity without using protection.

Dude, I totally went no socks on my first time.

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socks

a place to cry.... :) and store your "liquids"

person 1: man i love my socks

person 2: theyre wet..from all the crying

Sock

1. An evil race of alien masterminds.

2. A item of clothing for the feet.

3. The thing that mothers dread washing.

4. A low budget condom.

1. "The world has been overrun by socks."

2. "These socks are fucking incredible."

3. "Jesus Christ! You can wash your own bloody socks!"
"No way mum, they stink."
"Well they're only gonna get worse!"

4. "Oh shit, I lost my C-card, I'll have to use my socks.

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