Someone so thick that you pity them, although still repeatedly take the piss out of them.
Aaron is a complete and utter mong-wafer.
The thin, brittle slice of "bread" that passes for the body of Christ during communion. It is, of course, washed down with a swig of Jesus juice.
Gregg: Why are you awake now? You were hammered last night.
Doug: Dude, I'm getting dragged to church.
Gregg: Oh, lame.
Doug: It's cool. I can space out until they serve the jesus wafers. They always help my hangover.
A male that flips over to homosexual tendencies when all other avenues are not available.
That guy was chatting up that girl, now hes all over that bloke. He must be a pinkie Wafer!
1. something that stinks both literally and in the metaphoric sense.
2. dried up fecal matter that accrues on one's anal region or cavity.
3. see: dingleberry.
4. that of which is not good, bogus, lame, or any other undesirable state of being.
Ray: "Dude, I just got fired! That's SO dagus wafer!"
Mark: "Oh, man... that totally sucks, dude. I'm bummed for ya. Your boss is beyond dagus wafer for doing that."
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A type of fart that is wholesome like a Belgian waffle while also being fluffy and light like a classic Swiss wafer. Waffle wafers don’t stink, and leave you with a floating, delightful sensation.
Person A: “Hey, do you have a minute? I’m undecided but I probably want to talk to you about something related to money, personal problems, a movie scene, crypto, or some other typical, generic, copy-paste pleb topic.”
Person B: “Sorry I’m not in the mood. I just did a waffle wafer and I feel light and delightful. I don’t want to talk about things that will weigh-down my day.”
a fanny that - no matter what you try - refuses to get wet.
Imagine how disappointed i was when I prised her legs open and after half an hours gussett typing she still had a pink wafer...
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An explicit term for a gay man. Mainly used by homophobes
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