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to strike someone in the head with an object.
"we were doing okay until the QB brained me with the football"
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The next generation of the blowjob...which became "Suck my Dick," then "Give me head," and finally morphed into "Give me Brain".......because, as we all know, brain is better than head. Think about it.
You might have to take a good looking woman out to a nice dinner in order to get head...... but all you have to do in order to get dope brain is get her to sit in the passenger seat of your shitty ride, flex the stereo, lite up a cigarette or a blunt and help her along with your hand on the back of her head.
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food for zombies who are hungry
The innocent girl's brain became food for the zombie
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Grab your balls very tightly so that they squeeze together forming the image of....a brain. Then show it to another straight male and call him a fag and kick him in the ass twice.
Male 1: (pulls out testicals and squeezes them together) "hey Male 2, look over here."
Male 2: (looks) "AWWW DUDE!!!"
Male 1: "THE BRAINS!!!! OMG you are such a FAG!! BEND OVER."
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the newest "form" as of 06' to define giving head (blowjob)
"you know you give good brain, like you graduated from a good school"
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What a lot of people don't use.
In order to survive, one must use his brain.
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Word used by fat, stupid, lazy males to refer to oral sex. Since these men are not accustomed to using their brains and are entirely unfamiliar with this organ, they move this function to other parts of their body. This not only kills the reliance on the brain, but allows the man to continue killing this organ with beer, fatty foods and a lazy attitude.
"Good thing all this beer, burgers and sitting around all day watching football isn't harming my brain, since brain means blowjob!"
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