Noggle

Noggle: A man's penis when it hangs down the pants leg it normally doesn't hang down (opposite the dress-side.) This can be uncomfortable and distracting, but interestingly can enhance the enjoyment of one's own erection.

Friend: Dude, are you farting?
Me: No, I've got a wicked Noggle and I'm trying to fix it!

Noggle

The sweetest guy you'll ever meet! He's cute, tall, funny, and absolutely perfect c': he gets along with nearly everyone, and he's musically inclined. He's romantic with a side of dirty. He's a dream guy, and if you ever meet find a guy like him, NEVER let him go, because you'll never find anyone like him again.

Wow, I'm in love with Noggle! He's amazing.

My Noggle is the best!