Noid

A real abnoctious person most likley your bro or sis

Dude you are a real Noid.

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ham noid

The part of a male body which is being pleasured, ranging from a penis, to a big toe. Ham noid can be a vague term, therefore must be only used with gay men.

Dean's ham noid was worked so intricately that it nearly exploded with pleasure.

Avoid the Noid

1. Stay out of trouble; take care.

1. "Great catching up, dude. Talk soon. Avoid the Noid."

2. "How's it going?" "All good. Avoiding the Noid."

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ub-noid

to use urban dictionary as a frequent refrence

Noah: aye dude stop frontin on my fein
David: damn how do u know all these words

Noah: imma a ub-noid bro

p-noid

paranoia induced by drug use.

hey man, you're acting a little p-noid. Mabye you should put that bong down.

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noid-para

So paranoid that you think even the dictionary is out to get you.

Kenn is mega paranoid...almost to the level of noid-para.

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Noided out

To take too many cannabinoids, especially synthetic cannabinoids.

Double entrende, being derived from cannabi*noids* whilst generally causing you to be para*noid* when you take too much, which noided is also used as slang for being paranoid.

B: Foo got noided out on k2 he was puking all over and kept talking about shadows and shit
J: shit man I been there before I feel bad for him