ham noid

The part of a male body which is being pleasured, ranging from a penis, to a big toe. Ham noid can be a vague term, therefore must be only used with gay men.

Dean's ham noid was worked so intricately that it nearly exploded with pleasure.

Noid

A real abnoctious person most likley your bro or sis

Dude you are a real Noid.

Avoid the Noid

1. Stay out of trouble; take care.

1. "Great catching up, dude. Talk soon. Avoid the Noid."

2. "How's it going?" "All good. Avoiding the Noid."

ub-noid

to use urban dictionary as a frequent refrence

Noah: aye dude stop frontin on my fein
David: damn how do u know all these words

Noah: imma a ub-noid bro

p-noid

paranoia induced by drug use.

hey man, you're acting a little p-noid. Mabye you should put that bong down.

noid-para

So paranoid that you think even the dictionary is out to get you.

Kenn is mega paranoid...almost to the level of noid-para.

Noided out

To take too many cannabinoids, especially synthetic cannabinoids.

Double entrende, being derived from cannabi*noids* whilst generally causing you to be para*noid* when you take too much, which noided is also used as slang for being paranoid.

B: Foo got noided out on k2 he was puking all over and kept talking about shadows and shit
J: shit man I been there before I feel bad for him