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UND… aka “The University of North Dakota”. The only people you will meet here are either professional high-functioning alcoholics who also happen to fly planes, or depressed nursing students. In the winter, you’ll freeze your ass off waiting in line for a hockey game.
Person 1: “Hey man, there’s absolutely nothing here at UND (University of North Dakota) what should we do?”
Person 2: **pours two shots of everclear**
While in the process of having a threesome (has to be 2 girls, one guy), the guy puts on a strap-on backwards, so it faces outwards from the buttocks. He then does it doggie style with the girl in front, while the other girl rides the strap-on from the back, essentially creating a swinging pickax motion.
Brady: Dude, Nathan, I found two girls that are DTF, we're going North Dakota Pickaxing tonight!
Nathan: Alright!
Jon: My wife said we should find another girl so we can North Dakota Pickax tonight
Otto: Dude, your wife rocks
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I wanna live there. It’s better than Louisiana.
North Dakota is a good state. Also Minnesota. I love it up North.
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North Dakota Thanksgiving is finding a pornographic video of your brother and his gay lover on Xtube.com the night before a big family gathering.
Well, isn't that just a North Dakota Thanksgiving!
The fact that females in North Dakota appear more attractive than they really are because of the shortage of women in the general population.
"That chick is super hot! Deff the hottest girl in this bar."
"Eh you just got your North Dakota goggles on. That chick would barely be a '7' back home."
UND is a state school in North Dakota located in the city Grand Forks, ND. Known world-wide for it's superior School of Aviation, far better than ERAU's which is known for 99% male population, over priced, and high numbers of aircraft incidents.
UND also has a regionally respected Law School, Medical School, Law School, and School of Nursing.
University of North Dakota's reputation is above other aviation schools.
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An act of covering someone in gasoline, and then beating them severely with a blunt object that is on fire.
Did you hear dave got north dakota napalmed?
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