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The capital of Sweden, where polar bears, goat cheese and vikings are born.
Come to Norway. It's better than Kenya!
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Admin Abuser, Cant take swear words, Depressed as shit depressed at shit talking
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The 2nd most northern colony of Denmark.
a: Let's go skiing in Norway!
b: Nah the beers are too expensive...
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Norway is a small country right next to IKEA and LEGOLAND.
"Aw man, Norway is really boring""
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Blasphemous place of perpetual frost and darkness! Known as Earth before the Return of the Necrowizard! Acolytes serve his Unholy Name! Posers freeze.
All gay people and music became extinct upon the materialization of Planet Norway
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Norway is a butter and coffee addict who has a very... interesting relationship with his little brother, Iceland. Other than trying to force Iceland to call him big brother, his hobbies consist of chocking his bestfriend, reading and doing magic
Person x: "Who's your favourite Hetalia character?"
Person z: "APH Norway!"
Person: "He isn't even shown much..."
Named after the most frostbitten and grim country on this planet: Norway.
On the final day of frost, the Necrowizard will turn earth into Planet Norway.
This means that every single place on this earth will be covered with frost and ice, therefore all lukewarmness or heat will vanish from it, ultimately destroying people like Chris Barnes, Linkin Park, Korn, etc.
Planet Norway is the only goal allowed having when serving the Necrowizard as an acolyte, since having any other goals is gay, as stated by the blasphemous band Anal Cunt.
"Frown, my acolytes! Frown! For Planet Norway shall soon overcome this lukewarm place, also known as earth!"
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