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A city in South Central New York. The main attraction in Norwich is the McDonald's. Norwich is 97.4% white so if you're black or Mexican, Norwich-ians will hate you (I'm not saying its fair, just stating facts)! Norwich High School is not big on teaching kids things they need to know. Many Norwich residents will stay in Norwich for the rest of their lives, flipping burgers at McDonalds. Unless they are the elite scum of Norwhole and they flip burgers at Burger King.
Michael- Hey do you know what time it is?
Nate- Nah, I can't tell time.
Michael- Oh, right, I forgot you're from Norwich, NY!
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There are 6 kinds of people at NT:
1. ghetto ass thots
2. fuckboys
3. awkward gamers with no friends
4. yeehaw camo kids
5. basic vsksksksksco girls
6. nicotine addicts
This guy asked me to buy him some juul pods, he must go to Norwich Tech.
a very small, rich town sandwiched between Oyster Bay Cove and Brookville (which are the top 5 richest area codes in the United States, Brookville being 1). On the GOLD COAST aka the north shore of long island. Predominately white with predominately blonde women. very nice town. clean.
Oh, your from East Norwich? You must be rich and know Billy Joel.
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Norwich NY is a "City" (small town that thinks it's a city) in Central upstate NY. It is renown for the corrupt police department, vast amount of junkies, heroin addicts and scummy ass dealers. It's a diverse cast of races all of which are alcoholic or addicted to some drug.
Jim "hey Tom, wanna go to Norwich Ny?"
Tom" Ew, no. I don't wanna get addicted to me that today"
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A term used when "Friends with Benefits" is just too long to say.*
*Best used in a military or pseudo-military atmosphere where an above average attractive male is paired with a below average looking female due to the lack of a sutiable pool of females for the male to pick from.
"Hey, I heard you and Jenny were going out?"
"Na, we're just Norwich Dating"
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Name One Reason Why I Came Here:
Norwich, placed in Northfield, VT, is a private military school filled with faux pride, rampant homosexuality, massive stick-up-the-ass syndrome, terrible internet, and the best prison-food you will ever eat.
The slogan "Norwich Forever" alludes to either the stids you will never get rid of, the financial ruin you can never recover from, or the horrid images you can never unsee.
Incidentally, you may want to sow a condom on your dick.
Cadet 1: Man, Norwich is so gay, I could roast marshmallows on these flames.
Cadet 2: Norwich forever, bro.
Professor: Why did you attend Norwich University?
Student: Uh, well, it's.... ugh, it's got my major? kind of? Uhm... I... uh... I don't really know.. Norwich, you know?
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a minor league baseball team that USED to play in norwich Ct. they were affiliated to the yankees, so a bunch of superstars always swung by. then the giants took over, and it was gay. then they became the connecticut defenders, which was obsenely gay, and they are gone too. what the fuck?
i wanted to go see roger clemens make his comeback start at the norwich navigators game, but o wait we can only watch shitty mexican giants players.
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