Nose

Something Voldemort does not have

Voldemort: Why so Sirius?
Sirius: Why so Nosey?
* A very sirius laugh *

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nose

An instrument used to smell female toes with.

She took off her flip flops and waved her toes under my nose, the aroma was heaven, she truly has smelly feet, i love them.

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nose

If there is a group of people, and there is an unpleasant task to do, the last person to put their finger on their nose is the one who has to do it. Sometimes someone will say "nose" to instigate the onset of "nose," and again, the last person to put their finger on their nose, loses.

note: this has NOTHING to do with picking your nose. You put your finger on the OUTSIDE, not the INSIDE, of your nose. If you have trouble destinguishing between the two, there is probably a sesame street song that will help.

Person 1: The trash is overflowing!! Someone really should take it out.
Person 2: Nose!
(persons 1-8 put their finger on their nose, followed by person 9)
Person 3: hahaa, Person 9, you lose, you have to take out the trash, and boy does it stink!
(Person 9 tries to argue, then realizes that it's futile, and reluctantly takes the trash out.)

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on the nose

In horse racing, refers to a "win" bet, which pays out only if the chosen horse takes first place.

Five dollars on #2 in the second race, on the nose.

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nose

A name for someone who wasnt popular or invited to any parties at school. Usually ugly, annoying and known as a "loser" amongst the populars.

Hey look- it's nose again. You better not invite that scum to your party.

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On the nose

A precise or exact time or quantitative volume, such as money or weight.
Expression of satisfaction when a plan or event is successful.
A synonym for "excellent" or "grand stuff"

Eg 1) At the airport when checking in your luggage, your baggage comes to the exact limit allowed.
You yell in delight at the person checking in the baggage : "On the nose!!"
Eg 2) Your favourite sports team scores a cracking goal; you scream "On the nose!".
Eg 3) "I get into work every morning at 9 o'clock on the nose"
Eg 4) "See you at the part tonight then?" "On the nose!"

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No Nose

What gay men say to decide which one will pitch and which one will catch.

I didn't want to catch so I put my finger on my nose and yelled No Nose!

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