nor/mal

A satirical set of pronouns used by people critical of gender ideology and trans activism. Extremely effective at making troons and their enablers salty, as evidenced by the sheer amount of "closeted gay" and "piss kink" entries made for this term.

Troon: "My pronouns are xe/her."
Conservative: "Okay, well I guess mine are nor/mal."
Troon: "Thanks for telling me, pissboy."
Conservative: "What?"
Troon: "Wanna warm drink, faggot?"
Conservative: "Why can't you just be normal?"
Troon: "PISS KINK PISS KINK PISS KINK PISS KI-"

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eh nor

Typical Teessider's response to something he or she doesn't agree with or refuses to do.

"Can I have one of your cigarettes squire?"

"Eh noooooooooor!"

"Boro played shite the other night"

"Eh noooooooooor!"

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Nor-Cal

Northern California. Where the capital, Sacramento, is.

All of the Cali with none of the douchebags.

We have everything you could ever want, and also me.

You wish you were here right now, you know you do.

The best place ever.

Nor-Cal is hella better than So-Cal

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Nor-faded

Getting wasted off of women’s drinks.

You coming to work today?

Nah, I got nor-faded last night.

Nor-eyed

A person that does not possess the ability to acknowledge data or information due to ignorant behavior or arrogance.

"If you would have listened, you wouldn't look like such a nor-eyed right now" or "Stop being such a 4-eyed-nor-eyed and brush your teeth with fluoride!!!"

nor/mal

normally used by transphobes who don’t know what pronouns are and that they also have pronouns. The people that use this deny basic biology and have no clue that there are more than two sexes and gender is a social construct. the use this because they have the IQ of a screen protector.

kyle: my pronouns are nor/mal✝️
everyone else: okay how would you like us to use that in a sentence?
kyle: no i’m literally normal, like straight.
everyone else: pronouns have nothing to do with being straight. if you don’t know how english and biology works just say that. at the end of the day science disproves your beliefs and that’s that.

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nor cal

O Snap, Im hella from Nor Cal.

Person 1: "You high?"
Person 2: "Wut?"
Person 1: "Ahh, you hella faded"
Person 2: "..."

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