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You. Everything you do/have done/will do.
"Speak to me Sarah. What's wrong now?"
"Nothing."
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"Something" Everyone Seems To Be Doing Everytime You Ask What They Are Doing.
Makes People Very Mad.
Very Annoying When They Ask For Something To Talk About.
Caution: Nothing Might Make Someone Have Nothing To Talk About.
Greg: Hey Ashley What Are You Doing??
Ashley: Nothing...
10 Minutes Pass...
Ashley: Why Do You Never Have Anything To Talk About...?
Greg: ...Why Are You Always Doing Nothing...?
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What Atheists believe is the cause of the universe
'What is the cause of the Big Bang?'
'Nothing!'
'Ah, so the same thing I had for lunch today'
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Something non-existant.
The oppostite of something.
Nothing is inbetween the arrows > <.
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Nothing means Something.
It could mean chen's mom.
It means chen's mom.
Therefore, nothing = chen's mom.
Mar1: hey, chen I had sex with nothing yesterday.
Chen: Cool, me too.
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What happens when you tickle a DEAD girl's feet!!
I tickled the feet of a dead hot chic in hopes of resurrecting her, but since nothing happened (except that I got a hard-on), I went ahead with passionately kissing her, rubbing her crotch, and so on...
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