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Nottingham Local

Those creatures you see around Nottingham that go to the Thurland Hall and spend their benefits money. Failing that they do hard drugs and drink Carling and John Smiths at Midday in old Market Square.

A: What Pint you going to get then?
B:Fookin 'ell, I think I'll have a pint of John Smiths.
A: You fucking Nottingham Local.
B: I'm proud to be from Notts, Hucknall Born and Raised.

by Average Midlands inhabitant July 27, 2021


Nottingham academy

A fucking shithole

Guy 1: Nottingham academy is a massive fucking shithole

Guy 2 : I know it's a shithole

by Biggmanpp January 29, 2023


Nottingham Forest

A football club who's player's are borrowed from other team's
Also known as Nottingham On Loan

Forest.Nottingham Forest = Portsmouth, Glasgow Rangers

by fawaz al hasawi March 01, 2013


Going to Nottingham

A euphemism for carnal excess, usually involving group sex.

"Why do I have these vibrators, condoms and lube in my bag? I'm going to Nottingham".

by NeonHotski December 23, 2012


Nottingham Forest

Mediocre club from the Midlands, constantly banging on about how they’re superior to Notts County but local rivals Derby are far better. Forever in Leicester’s shadow and have a winger called Joe Lolley who’s a bit of a walley

“Did you see the Nottingham Forest game the other day?”

“Nah, watched paint dry. Far more interesting!”

by WTF1 superfan 6969 March 04, 2019


Nottingham Forest

A female student (or resident) of Nottingham that possesses a considerable amount of pubes (a bush) in the vaginal area.

guy1: "How was the shag with that bird last night ?"
guy2: "Brilliant mate, although she had a bit of Nottingham forest going on !"

by Smellox28 November 03, 2021


nottingham panthers

The oldest ice hockey team in British history. Have not won the league since 1956 and have not won anything else for several years.

They hate the sheffield steelers

the nottingham panthers lost the league/challenge cup/play offs (delete as appropriate) to the sheffield steelers, again!

by Helen February 13, 2004