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Not a University as such, merely a cesspool of arrogance and snobbery. If you are thinking of studying at the University of Nottingham, you will be sorely disappointed. Nottingham Trent has the advantage of less spoilt twats, but a great deal more thick people, who shouldn't really be doing a degree in the first place.
"You're such a retarded jock, you'd fit right in at the University of Nottingham"
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Those creatures you see around Nottingham that go to the Thurland Hall and spend their benefits money. Failing that they do hard drugs and drink Carling and John Smiths at Midday in old Market Square.
A: What Pint you going to get then?
B:Fookin 'ell, I think I'll have a pint of John Smiths.
A: You fucking Nottingham Local.
B: I'm proud to be from Notts, Hucknall Born and Raised.
Guy 1: Nottingham academy is a massive fucking shithole
Guy 2 : I know it's a shithole
A football club who's player's are borrowed from other team's.
Also known as Nottingham On Loan
Forest.Nottingham Forest = Portsmouth, Glasgow Rangers
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A euphemism for carnal excess, usually involving group sex.
"Why do I have these vibrators, condoms and lube in my bag? I'm going to Nottingham".
Mediocre club from the Midlands, constantly banging on about how they’re superior to Notts County but local rivals Derby are far better. Forever in Leicester’s shadow and have a winger called Joe Lolley who’s a bit of a walley
“Did you see the Nottingham Forest game the other day?”
“Nah, watched paint dry. Far more interesting!”
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A female student (or resident) of Nottingham that possesses a considerable amount of pubes (a bush) in the vaginal area.
guy1: "How was the shag with that bird last night ?"
guy2: "Brilliant mate, although she had a bit of Nottingham forest going on !"
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