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Snort at your crush day
Go up to your crush and give them one loud snort in their ear 👂
"Oi Luca go snort in Zara's ear"
"Why?"
"Because November 2 is snort at your crush day"
"Ohhhhh"
the best day of the year. lots of big dick men are born that day. their cocks are unusually large and they KNOW how to use it to make you have the best orgasm ever. they're also intelligent and funny .
Girl1: When is your mans birthday?
Girl2: It's November 2. Why?
Girl1: Damn! I'm jealous as fuck! and horny too.
Im drooling thinking of that dick.
Your man is soo hott!
Girl2: Yh ikr!
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everyone born this date has a phatt ass
person- omg you have such a phatt juicy ass
me- ik it's because i was born november 2
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the day you confess to your crush after your girl break up with you and made your work easier to break up with her without making her feeling hurt and you got an absolute win
It's November 2 it's my day to shine!
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November 2 is a great day to be born on because you are going to be cute forever and it’s also day of the cats so on November 2 if you have a cat bless it with love
Guy : oh that girl is so cute and beautiful
Other guy : she was born on November 2
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November 2nd is the day of year where a short friend may slap one of their tallest friends on the face
J: what day is it?
E: November 2nd
J:...oh no
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National give your friend a N-Word Pass day.
(In honor of "Make your on Dumbass Hoilday on Urban Dictionary Day")
White Guy: Ayee Bro!
Black Guy: What?
White Guy: its that time off year... ykyk November 2 broo.
Black Guy: smh fine
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