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Nutella

A substance whose contents are practically unknown to mankind. All we do know is that it: Smells like chocolate, tastes better than chocolate, spreads easier than chocolate, cures cancer, can effectively heal even the most grievous of wounds, has been known to cure several plagues, can be used as currency in both the developed and developing world, has been known to be the best thing since sliced bread (since the two go together)

TL:DR: Nutella is the messiah, the dollar, medicine, and everything mankind needs in one little bottle

Nutella will lead to world peace.

by Nuttier than Nutella March 18, 2016

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Nutella

The most joyful, pleasure filled creation known to man. Chocolaty with a hazel nut twist. I LOVE NUTELLA!

Man that Nutella is amazing

by Happy_monkey345 May 4, 2015

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Nutella

recommended to be used with bananas, provided that proper consent is given

get ur banana out of my nutella!!

by muahahahahahaha May 23, 2003

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Nutella

Nutella is gods gift to earth. Made of hobbits and unicorn poop. It is sent from heaven by narwhalws to a magical place called Canada. Where Moose put it in jars and have little fairys ship it out.

"Have you ever tried this nutella stuff?"
"Yeah its pretty magical."

by michaelcliff January 5, 2015

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Nutella

What some New Yorkers call a dark skinned girl.

"Aye man, ole girl over there Nutella!"
"Yeah she kind of dark."

by bananab0111 December 4, 2013

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Nutella

Nutella now has a rival sold in Costco called Hazelnut Spread with cocoa. It has a good chance of outbeating it with its simple packaging. Nutella might be a little too sweet now for people.

I wonder if Coscto's new version of Nutella will beat it.

by Happy Christian June 18, 2018

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Nutella

The best spread in history, better than Hershey's spreads, NUTELLA is a gift from god, it is the heavenly spread that over rules them all.

"Hey did you try the Hershey's spread" "yeah but NUTELLA is way way way way way better"

by Under water unicorn March 18, 2015

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