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Hilarious Late night host who some times acts stupid(it's Funny stupid)but really a genius who was his High School's Valedictorion, And graduated Magna Cum Laude From Harvard
Conan Can't be done justice in writing
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The tall halirious Irish talk show host of Late Night With Conan O'Brien with the best show in the history of late night.
His show is taped @ 4:30 in the afternoon at 30 Rockefeller Plaza at NBC in the GE building in New York, NY.
Grew up in Brookline, MA and went to, suprisingly, Harvard. Wrote for SNL and the Simpsons. His favorite episope being "Springfield Gets A Monorail."
Has the best late night band with the awsome drummer Max Weinberg.
100X better than the overpaid idiot Letterman.
Unfortunately has probably the worst time slot @ 12:35 so he doesn't get as many viewers as he should.
Makes about $8,000,000 a year and lives in NY with his family.
I went to his show it so sooooooo good live but I had to freeze my butt off in February for eight hours to get a standby ticket. I was number 2 and I got there at quarter to six in the A.M. However, it was worth it. I'd do it again next time I am in New York.
"I went to see Late Night with Conan O'Brien live yesterday, it was great. He is halarious."
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To be erroneously fired or laid off from your job by incompetent bosses for ridiculous or dubious reasons beyond your control.
"Our boss screwed up so we all got Conan O'Briend."
"I can't believe I'm getting Conan O'Briened over this!"
"Activision Conan O'Briened a lot of people from Radical today because there isn't a new Spider-man movie coming out for them to make a game for."
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Dylan O'Brien is possibly the sweetest man to live on this earth. He is so admirable and straight GORGEOUS I think I might die. Not only is he kind and amazing to his fans but he is also so hot that I could make some damn steak on him. When he winks I just collapse, so if you find me on the floor... blame Dylan.
In conclusion, I may be a little obsessed with Dylan... ok I live for him, but look at him he's gorgeous.
Me: OMG I LOVE DYLAN O'BRIEN!
Friend:ew wtf no
Me:Watch the 3 maze runners, teen wolf and get out of my sight
*3 days later*
Friend: Omgggg I like Dylan O'Brien
Me: GET OUT OF MY FACE
(Based on true events)
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Originally started in Dublin, Ireland. The act of inserting greased small potatoes in your girlfriend's ass and then packing them deeper through means of anal sex. To enhance the pleasure most people perform a Dirty O'brien while drinking a Corona light or Guinness.
While incarcerated Jimmy Boy O'doul enjoyed a Dirty Obrien at the hands of officer Paddy McFudge.
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Absolutely, without a doubt, the funniest person who ever walked this earth. 2.) Damn he's funny!!! Way funnier than Jay Leno or any other host out there!!! 3.) 6'4, redhead, white, catholic, irish, extremely hot!!!
Conan: "Tonight we have a great show and therefore it must be talked about..."
Audience: (Silence)
Conan: "OKAY!! That freaked everyone out!"
Audience: (laughter)
Conan O'brien rocked by pants off last night!!
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an optimistic late night talk-show host
Conan: "We have a great show tonight. I don't think I've ever mentioned that before."
audience: laugh
Conan: "Seriously, we do..."
audience: laugh again
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