off

real cool;
off the: chain, hook, wall

damn, his shoes are off.

shew, girl, that's off.

yeea, the new cd isn't too off.

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off

The general direction in which I wish you could fuck.

Girl: What is off?
Guy: Off is the general direction in which I wish you could fuck.
Girl: Oh, okay . . .

*Twenty minutes later*
Girl: Hey, you son of a bitch!

Trolololol :)

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off

Off is a spray used by hoes to keep the bugs off them in the woods

i think there is a bug in this here woods can you hand me the off

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on/offs

slang term for sex.

comes from the anime Chobits where the main robot character (Chii) has her on/off switch in her vagina

Hideki does a quick on/off with Chii, leaving them both satisfied and exhausted.

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off

Is always uncapitalized and italicized; Not Oof

Guy 1: I just died
Guy 2: Oof
Guy 3: It's off

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jack-off-off

A competition among males to see who can ejaculate the largest amount of semen.

Dude 1: Dude, I challenge you to a jack-off-off. I've been saving up.
Dude 2: No good dude, I've already busted a load today.

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offs

As in the 'offs': what every hardcore footie fan in Britain does pre-match.
These are the fights that preceed the big games and get started by the leaders of hooligan gangs, or the 'generals' aka topboys: the elite fans that rule over hooligan crews or 'dressers'.
Even the beatiful game of football in Britain is now called 'fussball' by sportcasters. You go figure why..

To greet the Gunners' fans, Mancies (Man U fans)hoolitots stormed the streets before the match, and offs started everywhere.The bizzies stood helplessly watching the caos taking shape! .

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