The place where all of your problems are solved
Yo, bro, I need to take a dump on the toilet
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A person who has an intimate relationship with their toilet. The Lutfiye breed of toileteers often cannot think of anything but their toilets. Toileteers spend long hours sitting on their toilet, while eating peaches, sending text messages, or browsing through some otherwise useless reading materials. A true toileteer often dreams of running through green pastures with their toilet by their side.
See also: toilet texting, toilet noob, toilet gamer, toilet emo, lutfiye toilet epiphany
My dingus nemesis is a real toileteer!
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something you flush things down.
Who smoked my toilet?
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device for pooing and peeing in.
Really useful if you have to go SO BAAAD.
no example needed for TOILET
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A place of wonder, where magic happens, until you are done and leave the restroom.
I blew up the toilet, don't go in there for a week.