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One of the most widely known Beatles cover bands
Ted-"Did you hear the new Oasis album?"
Aaron-"Well, I've listened to the Beatles before, so yeah"
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the oasis was trashed before I could even buy something.
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A talentless Beatles rip off band headed by the two biggest twats this side David Cameron and Nick Clegg.
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British pop band that sound like shit being stirred. They think they are rock and roll stars and do drink and drugs to go with the image but really they are just tallentless morons whose fans are made up of 12 year old girls. Noel is so crap at playing guitar that he had to get paul weller to play a half decent solo on champagne supernova because he couldn't.
Rock and roll has produced a number of nutters over the years. Liam from oasis aint one of them. Do you really think bitch slapping photographers outside some dive of a nightclub with yet another desperate blond under your arm makes you hard?
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Often used in Australia for:
1- a Liam or Noel look alike.
2- a fan of Brit-pop (Brittish modern day rock music.
Who does that guy think he is, Oasis.
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The act of unrolling a whole roll of toilet paper into a toilet to create an object resembling a mound, followed by defecating on top of the mound. Usually not followed by flushing, but left for the person who next uses the restroom.
Person: I just left a nice oasis in that bathroom for whoever comes in next!
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We the people fight for our existence
We don\'t claim to be perfect
But we\'re free
We dream our dreams alone
With no resistance
Fading like the stars we wish to be
You know I didn\'t mean
What I just said
But my God woke up
On the wrong side of his bed
And it just don\'t matter now
Cos little by little
We gave you everything
You ever dreamed of
Little by little
The wheels of your life
Have slowly fallen off
Little by little
You have to give it all in all your life
And all the time I just ask myself why
You\'re really here
True perfection has to be imperfect
I know that sounds foolish but it\'s true
The day has come
And now you\'ll have to accept
The life inside your head we give to you
You know I didn\'t mean
What I just said
But my God woke up
On the wrong side of his bed
And it just don\'t matter now
Cos little by little
We gave you everything
You ever dreamed of
Little by little
The wheels of your life
Have slowly fallen off
Little by little
You have to give it all in all your life
And all the time I just ask myself why
You\'re really here
Hey
Little by little
We gave you everything
You ever dreamed of
Little by little
The wheels of your life
Have slowly fallen off
Little by little
You had to give it all in all your life
And all the time I just ask myself why
You\'re really here
Why am I really here?
Why am I really here?
rock on oasis, you rock my world.
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