October 26

National Send An Ass Pic Day - shoot your shot and dont get blocked

Jake - Hey Sarah can I have an ass pic?
Sarah - Sure babyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy its October 26 anyways

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October 26

National everyone give maggie a hug day because she deserves it

Everyone : “Ayo Maggie guess what day it is”
Maggie : “what is it”
Everyone : “October 26”
Maggie : “ oh shit”

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October 26

National sex day where you can have sex with anyone.

Let’s have sex because it is October 26

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October 26

Give pussy to a guy on October 26th

It October 26 want so pussy

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October 26

Ask your crush to the school dance day! (If ur crush says no, FRICK HIM!!!!)

Friends: you HAVE to ask your crush to the dance!!!
Girl: whyyyy?
Friends: because it's October 26!!!
Girl: ugh, fine!...
Friends:now be nice to get that special someone some flowers and a scrunchie!!!

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October 26

National Netflix & Chill day

Person: Yo its October 26
Other Person: Oh fr... im going to my girl house

October 26

It’s National Beat the shit out of Your Friends Day!

Friend: Hey Dude,It’s October 26. Other Friend: Oh no...