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You're born to be a powerful human. You're unique from everyone
Are you born in Oct 29th? You are so lucky
The 29th October is special day from any other day
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It is a special day when your girlfriend whose name starts with "L" needs to send you a booty pic.
Jan: "Babe guess what day it is.."
Lara: "Not again... please."
Jan: "Its 29th October which is send your boyfriend a booty pic day!"
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National Zoom with your friends day
Me: Hey friend do you want to Zoom with me?
Friend: No not really
Me: But it's October 29th 2020!
Friend: Ok yeah now I have to zoom with you
“Did you see it’s October 29th?”
“Yea, that clown down the street got her own day.”
Hey friend, apparently our birthday is a made up holiday and unimportant. It’s fine, I guess...sorry you’re feeling dissapointed.
“Her birthday, October 29th is so irrelevant, it doesn’t even have an Urban Dictionary definition.”
Smack Your friends named Josh day (Josh can’t hit back)
Me: “hey Josh, can i smack you?”
Josh: “wtf!? No!”
Me: “it’s October 29th”
Josh: “fine”
A day that guys with huge dicks are born, the people born on this day are terrific lovers and amazing friends. They are boyfriend material
1: Yo when’s your birthday
2: October 29th
1: Oh I figured with that huge cock