If you have a friend named sasha, then today you’re allowed to tell her she’s a fried egg.
:0 it’s october 30th!
You : “Hey sasha”
Sasha : “What”
You “You’re a fried egg”
Sasha “uhh, ok.”
Girl/boy; baby it's October 30th
The significant other: Alright little slut *chokes them*
Tell your shortest friend to shut the fuck up day
On October 30th
Shortest friend: “Hey guys how are you?”
Everyone else: “Shut the fuck up”
It’s Jj appreciation day. Go and gift or show love to anyone named JJ.
Eryn: “Hey what day is it?”
JJ: “October 30th”
Eryn: “Is it really? Okay come here”
JJ: “Touch me and I will slice your fingers off.”
Give your girlfriend or boyfriend a hug day!!
Hey bro theres my gf
Its October 30th go hug homie
Anyone born on this day is human royalty. If your born on this day you are supreme being in all areas and deserve to be treated as such.
“It’s October 30th, John’s birthday!” “John? You mean the cool guy? Only awesome individuals are born on this day.”
The day where you kick the tallest person in your grade day!
In October 30th this is what ur technically going to do :*kicks* tall person: ouch