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you wouldn't be you if you didn't face the hardships in your past.
its alright man oden wouldn't be oden if it wasn't boiled
You grab you partners face then forcefully fuck it as your watching the lakers game
Aww Micheal pulled a dirty Oden last night, it was crazy
The best guy ever with the prettiest girlfriend ever
mommy its me everett oden
When someone says i'll be right back and then disappears for many hours
Oden: "Hey guys i'll be right back in 5 mins"
5 hrs later
Oden:"Hey guys sorry i fell asleep"
Everyone else: "Aint no way this guy pulled an Oden again"
Diesel Oden is the type of person when you ask them how their day is going and he'll go on a tangent about how he hates how expensive milk is in Serbia, Also really, really hates feminist for no reason. DO NOT be a Diesel Oden
Hey man how are you?
Good but I cant stand how expensive alligator skin is in Florida
Aw cmon man you're being a real Diesel Oden right now