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the itchy pesticite that one has after he's saddled up and rode the wrong hoe.
hey kevin, how was jasmine last night?
aww man she gave me flint mice.
Since my girlfriend wouldn't be coming over for a few hours, I was bored and decided to release my Russian mice.
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An Olympic sport for rodents
Let's watch the cute little mice go mice skating!
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An irritating squeak in the car's dashboard. Occasionally repairable, but a bitch to locate.
Used as singular. There is no "dash mouse".
I had to turn up the radio to drown out the dash mice.
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it could be used with gamertag but its all ready taken!
C418 Made a song after this name
also is Mice Living in a house
Yo Dawg, i heard you saw tom & jerry,
Yea Jerry and his friends are fucking Living Mice
A term used to delicately describe flushed tampons that show up in rural sewage lagoons. Once they float to the top of the lagoon they are white, fuzzy, and have tails.
Matt: What are all those white fuzzy things with strings?
Dan: Um...gross.
Kurt: Those are lagoon mice. Get back to work.
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A very common misspelling of mince pies, often done accidentally when you miss the "n" key because you are in a rush.
Can also refer to a small pie, similar to a mince pie, but instead filled with mouse droppings, served during christmas time to people who give you shite presents.
Tony: Hey, I'm off to get another mice pie, brb.
Dave: Mice pie? WTF?
Tony: SHIT! I mean mince pie! My bad.
Or
Tony: Hey, go give this mice pie to Uncle Freddy
Dave: Yeah! that would totally get him back for buying me another fucking lynx box set this Christmas!
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