Cut off a dick day

On April 12th cut off a dick. Preferably that of a perv.

Creep’s friend: Oh man, you should stop creeping on that girl, it’s cut off a dick day tomorrow

Creep: oh shit gotta keep it no matter how small

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Get off my dick

Phrase used to silence faggols when trying to belittle you in front of your friends or bitches.

Faggol: Hey Matt. Hey Amanda. Matt, you're back in town? Did you fail out of school again?

Matt: Get off my dick, you molten cumfart

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jump off my dick

another way of saying none of your business, or get off my back

how about u make like a rabbit and jump off my dick

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Get off my Dick

When your God-like aura is so fucking good that people literally WILL NOT leave you the fuck alone.

They crave your attention so badly it is as if they are quite practically salivating at the lips to suck you off. In other words, they be on yo dick.

... but you are not in the mood for a good dick sucking and just want to be left alone...

"GET OFF MY DICK"

Shit homie, my girl won't leave me the F alone dawg... she just won't get off my dick.

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no sweat off my dick

-used to describe activities unrelated to strenuous dick motion.

dude 1: "yo thanks for them world notes brah"

dude 2: "no sweat off my dick brosiph"

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Dropping dick off

To bang a girl!.... Give the young lady some nice penis.

Girl what time you gonna be home? I need to drop this dick off on you. Dropping dick off!

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get off his dick

remove thy lips from thine penis

Kirk cousins is mid
Get off his dick

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