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An event where friends spend all their money on a super fancy vacation. You can go where you want, eat what you want, and just have a good time. At the end of the meeting, everyone kills themselves.
Yo, you guys wanna have an Offline Meeting at the end of the year?
Used to describe some form of physical information providing device that has been superceded by the internet
Reuben: Australia is NOT an island Jed, check in that atlas.
Jed: In what?? ohhhhh you mean the offline internet!
Booty: Oesteothentesis is not a word check the offline internet
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A name given by chronically online people when someone is actually enjoying their lives outside of their devices. There is no such thing as "chronically offline." That's called life.
Person 1: Uhm, what's ratio?
Person 2: Lmao you're so chronically offline
Person 1: I'm not friends with you anymore.
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Someone that bombards you via the internet while you're not there, thus becoming a chore to reply to.
Back. YOU'RE SUCH AN OFFLINE SPAMMER!
Offline boyfriend a boyfriend that’s not online
Offline: your significant other who’s not on the internet
We’re not introducing the offline boyfriends era
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Someone who stops whatever online activity their to go and masturbate
Person 1: "It's getting late, I'm going offline now"
Person 2: "Have fun"
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Person 1: "Yo!! Have you seen this guys dad? Hes soooo chronically offline!"
Person 2: "Damn right."
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