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jeff bezos laugh i think he is going to a fucking super villian
OH HELL YES HAHAHAHAHH jeff bezos scares me
wtf are you searching on urban dictionary get back to your homework, kid
UHHH DADDY PLEASE YES FUCK ME MORE YES OH MY GOD IM CUMMING UHHHHHHHH YESSS UHH H YEAH MORE PLEASE
is not something you should ever say in pubic.
uhh oops no I mean public lol
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a statement used to make an irrelevant comment even more irrelevant
Me: Ight bet, lemme just go jump off a mountain without a parachute.
You: oh ye, like lemme just, right hand first, put your left hand on top.... then i mop....mop..mop
I understand but it makes me feel a lil bummed out
Gf : "Hey i shitted and peed and threw cummies at ur favorite buzz lightyear toy" me : "oh ye"
Slang for a gentleman's ridiculously (and quite obviously) over-stuffed package. AKA: Nether regions/"Johnson" area/dude who is shoving socks in his briefs. A dude whom totally has a roll of quarters shoved down there.
"Hey Jareth, the "Goblin King", could you wear some looser pants, ya almost poked my eye out with your tight, ass, ballerina, pants, that sport your gigantic "Oh yes!".
Jareth: "If I thought for one second that you were betraying me, I'd be forced to suspend you head first in the Bog of Eternal Stench!"
Hoggle: "OH NO, YOUR MAJESTY! NOT THE ETERNAL STENCH!"
Jareth: "OH YES, Hoggle!"