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A mysterious land with a rich history that has, for the majority of human existence, been hidden from the general public.
Human: "Have you guys ever been to Ohio? I've heard that its boring!"
Pureblood: "You don't know how much pain your words will inflict"
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The state usually known for its drugs, crime, and overall just fucking stupidity. Most people from here are cumbrains with below average IQ and they're always watching the Buckeyes play Football, which would be fine, but the team is literally the only thing entire fucking state can be proud of anymore until the team eventually fucking collapses and hits the shitter. Everyone here knows at least one person addicted to crack, heroin, fentanyl, or some other fucking drug and the Law Enforcement in some places don't give a shit.
Kid 1: "Ew, Jimmy's cum is in my Heroin."
Kid 2: "We live in Ohio. He's a cumbrain, expect that often."
Kid 1: "Goddamn it and I want Heroin without cum right fucking now or I'll shoot someone to get my money back."
Kid 2: "Are you ready to go to prison?"
Kid 1: "We live in Ohio, hell yeah I'm ready for that shit, and besides, I've already been there."
Kid 2: "Ight I'll be tryin' to get drugs around here soon, we don't get time in prison around here anyway for this shit."
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A TikTok slang word used for something crazy or weird.
*person doing something weird*
person A: "only in ohio.."
person B:" what."
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a very pretty and diverse state, with erratic weather and generally friendly people. lots of colleges and communities surrounding them; most of them active in sports and music. one of their teams, the Buckeyes, sometimes gets confused with the Bucs, which is Florida's shitty team.
oh yeah, and when it snows... it SNOWS.
Ohio > Florida
I miss Columbus and Westerville.
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America is the melting pot of the world; Ohio is the melting pot of America. There will never be a pot more melting than Ohio. Some say this makes Ohio a blurry combination of everything, and that it is not very distinct among the states, but this is cantrary to the truth. No other state is like Ohio, in that it is a melting pot. Also, Ohio's flag is one of only three non-rectangular significant world flags, and the only non-rectangular flag of the states. Ohio's also cool cuz I live there.
DEVO: What's round on the ends and high in the middle? O-hi-o
Which is an interesting joke, cuz in its shape, Ohio is just the opposite: flat on the ends and low in the middle.
Ohio kicks ass.
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the most american place in america. its typical mid-america. full of really typical cities, a bunch of colleges, malls and even more typical suburbs. its kinda part of the midwest, but not really. ohio is bitter enemies with michigan, probably because michigan hicks have really awesome accents. the drivers and weather is no worse that where i usially live (chicago semi-suburbs)
all in all, ohio is everything in america jammed together, and its really beautiful.
ohio, the stereotypical america
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