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A sex act in which a man puts his rectum against his partner's vagina and proceeds to defecate inside of her. AKA "poo-in-a-puss"
Did you hear Matt will only go down on a girl after she's had a Denver Omelet?
He's so nasty... it must be all those games of Midwest Mousetrap he plays at the Flying J or all that Truck Stop Slop he eats.
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When a man uses egg yolkes as lubrication to butt fuck another man. Then flips him around to suck of the residue as breakfast.
Brunch? Nah, Im full from the alaskan omelet my daddy gave me this morning.
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What Cynthia the doll from 90s-00s show, Rugrats, makes for breakfast while she's working out.
*listens to Cynthia Workout"
"Make an omelet! WOO!"
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An omelet containing ham, onions, green peppers and optionally cheese,
Mmm, that was a delicious denver omelet!
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When the whipped eggs go into the pan then you suddenly realize you have all the good veggies 🌶 hiding in the fridge to quickly wash chop and cook before the eggs cook all the way through. Clock's ticking!
Started cooking scrambled eggs in the pan then suddenly realized I had all the complimentary veggies hiding in the fridge to make an inadvertent omelet happen before the point of no return.
When a male wraps his penis in cheddar cheese and he inserts it into a females asshole that has a picture of a cow drawn on it. Also known as a Wisconsin Grilled Cheese.
Bruh, did you see that girl's ass? I'd love to give her a wisconsin omelet!
An omelet that has been made so terribly that it just looks like scrambled eggs with various foods in it.
Man: Hey, I thought you ordered the ham and cheese omelet? What is that?
Women: Oh, no, here they make scrambled omelets.