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A term to describe the act of two naked pregnant women performing a chest bump.
I watched my wife and her friend makin' omelettes last night.
Slang term for a nipple on wide breast, often a manboob. The width of the tit leads to the nipple folding with half of the nipple on the top portion of the breast and half on the underside. The tip of the tit is the filling in this delicious omelette.
"Logan has big omelette nipples." -- Roman
When a male ejaculates into an unsuspecting person's ear then folds the ear over. Usually done in the middle of the night when denied intercouse by their significant other multiple times.
My wife wasn't "in the mood" for about the 10th day in a row, so I gave her a lazy omelette.
Where you get yourself a glass of scotch, and masturbate while drinking it. If you blow before you finish, you have to pop the wad into the glass and slam the rest of it back. The jizz sitting at the top of the glass forms what is to be known as the Scotch Omelette.
Dave: I ran out of time and had to have a scotch omelette last night
Tim: A-ha!
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A skin omelette is a synonym for vagina.
After a night of profound love making: 'I'll tell you what Cluett, she had a lovely skin omelette!'
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typical spanish dish.
ingredients: potatoes, eggs, and a good olive oil.
process: At first you have to cut the potatoes in small slices and fry it patiently at the pan for 20-30 minutes. Then, mix in a bowl the beaten eggs with the fried potatoes. With high fire, put and extend the mix at the pan, just a minute moving it without touching it, and then turn the omelette to the other side at the pan waiting also another minute.
If you are not a disaster cooking you will have a cheap, easy, exquisite and nutritive dish. Select a good wine, a bit of iberian jamon, and the autentic spanish flavour will came to you.
(please, don't mistreat people the "spanish" word with your definitions)
we are going to cook a spanish omelette
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"What's for dinner today?" asked Saddam.
"Just a docker's omelette until you tell us where you have hidden those WMDs" replied his CIA interrogator malevolently.
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