high

There are several phases to getting high off marijuana:
1. Head Change: after hitting it once or twice you start to feel somewhat light, maybe carefree, or that you're head is buzzing
2. Chillen- you are suddenly calm and relaxed
3. Buzzin- things might start to be funny and suddenly everything seems to be from a different perspective
4. HIGH- you've finally achieved your goal! you're probably laughing at every word that comes out of your friend's mouth and your eyes are probably bloodshot and squinty by this point- congrats!
5. Trippin- this state is past high- and you usually have to smoke a lot more to achieve this state. You're probably start saying weird things and having insane thoughts. This can also be associated with a body high where you feel crazy sensation- uncontrollable laughter is still taking place
6. FAAADDEEDDD- where youre so faded that all you can say is BRO, IM FAAAADDDEDD
7. So Fucking High- this is usually where you are simply too retarded to do anything other than laugh at stupid shit or listen to music and eat. This is a great point, but the comedown is probably going to be a bitch
8. Baked/Stoned- after achieving a great high, this phase is the begginning of the comdown where all you want to do is eat and sleep.

"That chronic made me choke, shit that aint a joke"
"You high?"
"FAAAAAADED homey"

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high

The alternate state of being that you enter after using certain drugs or sniffing certain things. You will feel very surreal and look at things with a different perspective. You laugh at a lot of silly things, speak differently and have impaired motor skills. Your blood pressure usually goes down, sometimes to the point of fainting. But that's not a point. Being high is an experience that is nearly unparalleled and cannot be described. People say that getting high kills brain cells, but that's because your brain is oxygen-deficient from smoking or sniffing in the first place (That's how people get high off of whiteout and sharpies)

A really funny thing to do to people who get high is say "Do you want some food?" and they'll probably say "Yeah" and then you say "Well too bad I don't have any...bitch." There was this kid who used to come in class high every time and one day we put an imaginary box on his head and he started flipping out, yelling "Get it off! I can't see!"

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high

1. High
2. Blazed
3. Stoned
4. Baked
5. Goofy
6. Trippin’
7. Blitzed
8. Burnt
9. Mellow
10. Chillin’
11. Toasted
12. Ripped
13. Roasted
14. Blasted
15. Fucked up
16. Gone
17. Lit
18. Feeling good
19. Buzzed
20. Crispy
21. Faced
22. Bonged
23. Wacky
24. Spliffed
25. Smoked
26. Blunted
27. Bonked
28. Fried
29. Retarded
30. Faded
31. Stupid
32. Grassed
33. Smashed
34. Doped
35. Happy
36. Cheesin’
37. Soaring
38. Bombed
39. Twisted
40. Stewed
41. Loaded
42. Churned
43. Blown
44. Piped
45. Chopped
46. Tweaked
47. Torched
48. Warped
49. Silly
50. Chalked
51. Wrecked
52. Drugged
53. Spacey
54. Smacked
55. Chipped
56. Whipped
57. Cheeky
58. Steamed
59. Hashed
60. Bhanged
61. Floored

'Dude, I'm so high right now.'
'Yeah bro, that sensi was dank. I'm ripped.'

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High

When you first forget that you are high. Then remember that you are high. Question if you really are high. Then you realize that you are talking to yourself and that you are high.

*giggle* I am so fucking highhhhh...i think.

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high

feeling good and totally oblivious

Being high is tough to explain without being high yourself but I will do my best. Getting high isnt always painless, giant bong rips or big hits of any kind can and will hurt your lungs for a little bit but its okay because your high. You feel lightheaded and and wispy at first. Then you laugh at everything that happens next. If someone told you your whole family was murdered you would laught at it and ask for another joke. You lose some motor skill. Driving is a little impaired but for the experienced stoner its not a problem. Depending on the amount of bud smoked and the quality of the herb your high should last 1-4 hours. Quit reading this and get toking

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high

after smoking some bud, this feeling washes upon you like a warm wave. The first noticable sign you get is when everything takes on a hazy effect. Its like, a weight being lifted off your shoulders. Then you get the giggles. Everything seems to be funny. And if you can't control yourself, its difficult to stop. Its hard not to smile. You difinatly don't want to be around anyone who isnt high, because they just won't get it.
Being high is a very hard feeling to describe.
You get really hungry. Please, try not to eat everything. You'll regret it in the morning.
POPSYCLES ARE THE SHIT WHEN YOU'RE HIGH
try it =
The best way to know the feeling of being high is to experience it for yourself.
So stop reading this...and go burn.

I was gonna go to class, but i got high.
I coulda cheated, and i coulda passed, but i got high

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High

A wonderful state of mind. Its like you become aware and unaware of your surroundings more.

I've noticed that there can be silences among the smokers after smoking, of which is not an awkward silence, but that everyone is merely in such deep thought, that there is no need for conversation. Then someone will speak up and say some random thing and there will be a 10 minute long conversation about it by everyone.

I've also noticed that the song "I want you (she's so heavy)" by The Beatles is a wonderful song to listen to while stoned.

pretty much it is the most wonderful and fun feeling you can ever have.

so go buy some weed, light a joint, and toke up.

Smoker 1: "This is some dank weed"

Smoker 2: "Oh shit, im so high right now"

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