Someone who is, quite litterially, a dull glob of shit and lies
"Hmm he's hot, I wonder what he's like"?
"O him? He's just a dull glob."
The act of receiving a blowjob from someone who is sick so her/his flem makes some extremely gross noises in the process of the blowjob
Man my girlfriend was sick when she gave a blowjob i totally got nob globbed
"Yesterday, I saw my wife using a banana glob!"
When you're so high you think you're an alien, you have become a parasite or brain slug to your social group.
Bro, you're such a glob norb right now, go chop some lumber. High 420 blaze stoner stoned
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Noun - The stuff you find around the computer when you missed
"Dude that porn got me so hot i was globbing all over the place"
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When your face is from the 1980s.
Credits to: LaurenZside who said I can use this.
โI knew she was a woman even when she was just a jumbled globโ- the legend LaurenZside