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jersey shore

A whore-able show on MTV. It is widely criticized for being terrible and having no plot whatsoever. On my T.V guide it is labled as a "reality" show, but I deny this because the only way this could be reality is if every sane person on this Earth with a gun was dead. I say this because any sane person with a gun would either:1-shoot themselves or 2-kill the entire cast of this mediocre-at-best show. This show is the only reason I think it's possible the world might end in 2012 (no god would allow it to continue), or there simply is no god. The show is also widely spoofed as "jersey whore" and is filled with mentally disabled Italian-Americans including a little orange thing named Snooki and a bunch of dumb losers pretending to have talent whilest wearing extreme amounts of "axe" and hair gel.

Pretentious douche-bag- Damn son! I was excited about gellin' up and gettin' ma tan on but "the shore" came on and I had to stop!
The ghost of Abraham Lincoln-(Shoots the asshole in the face and walks away)

witness-Pfft, jersey shore is still on?

by ieat TURTLES March 7, 2011

61๐Ÿ‘ 42๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jersey Shore

1.) A "reality" show packed to the brim with pimps, trophy wives, and bimbos with obnoxiously fake tans.

2.) shit

1.

Dave: H4v3 juh s33n d4 l4t3st 3p1s0de of J01sey Shore?
Steve: Shoot me...

2.

The dog took a Jersey Shore in the kitchen

by InvisibleWater October 12, 2012

11๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jersey shore

Quite possibly the worst show on air, The show cronicles the life of vapid air head, douchbags and every flavour of asshole from the scum barrel that is new jersey

Guy: I watched the jersey shore last night

Other Guy: That show sucks balls

Guy: It sure does

by Salamia sam i yam October 20, 2010

241๐Ÿ‘ 195๐Ÿ‘Ž


jersey shore

A large pile of SHIT.

lulu: " i watched jersey shore last night"

ME: " OH THAT PILE OF SHIT!"

by theonewithlogic January 23, 2011

83๐Ÿ‘ 62๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jersey Shore

a "reality" show on MTV that takes New Yorkers and puts them in New Jersey. because few people know or acknowledge the fact that they are from New York and not New Jersey, the are dubbed Jersians. These fake Jersians get drunk, wasted, and start fights all the time, which makes real Jersians look just as bad.

Idiot: Did you watch Jersey Shore last week? Snooki was soooo wasted!
Non-Idiot: I am not going to waste an hour of my precistious time on earth watching such bullshit that makes fun of my home state.

by Field Playa October 30, 2010

152๐Ÿ‘ 121๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jersey Shore

NJ's coastline from Sandy Hook to Cape May.
Has lately gotten a bad rap because of MTV's fake, ridiculous show but aside from a handful of Seaside Guidos, has some of the nicest sandy beaches from Maine to the Carolinas.

Also, NJ has the most rigorous ocean water quality testing program in the nation and has the cleanest water in the mid Atlantic Region.

So if the Guido crowd is not for you but you still want to a great beach to take your family than check out:
-Sandy Hook
-Ocean Grove
-Avon by the Sea
-Belmar (weekdays)
-Seaside Park (Yeah Really)
-Island Beach
-Long Beach Island
-Stone harbor
-Cape May

The Jersey Shore: Now with less Guido!

by 07079 June 9, 2010

98๐Ÿ‘ 79๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jersey Shore

The term for beaches in New Jersey. You don't go "to the beach," you go, "down the shore."

Person from Pennsylvania: We went to the Jersey beach this summer.
Jersey kid: There aren't any beaches in Jersey, dipfuck.

by Fork You December 9, 2004

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