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A derogatory term for the Welsh, as used by the English.
What are all those fucking toffs doing on our side of the border?
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Masturbating to a Kevin Bacon movie
Person 1 "Is that the song Footloose I hear?"
Person 2 " Get out of my room! Don't you knock?"
Person 1 " Oh my god! You were mozzling the toff weren't you?"
Person 2 " What I do on Wednesday afternoons is my business."
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To leave quickly without an explanation.
He didn't break up with her, he just run toff.
a safe word for Jack off you idiot
look at that jack toff
I've owned a waffle iron for years and use it at least twice a month, yet until recently I had never made nor been served a waffle that I thought was as good as it ought to be. I guess I always loved the idea of waffles more than I actually enjoyed eating them. To me, waffles were supposed to be light, airy, and, most of all, crisp. But by the time they got to my plate, they were always damp and limp. Trying to serve them to company was worse. Either everyone was served a decent waffle, one at a time, or everyone ate bad waffles all together. Why couldn't waffles—even when coated with syrup—stay light and crisp to the last bite?
After lots of recipe sampling, I realized the light, crisp waffle recipe I was looking for didn't exist in any cookbook I owned. If I wanted a really crisp waffle, I was going to have to develop it myself. Three days and a vat full of test batter later, I finally pulled my first perfect waffle from the iron.
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A person or persons who are from a small town in a big city who have more then one tooth missing " a Dalian "
Mandy and Sara who are from Oildale came to the city of Bakersfield Toff Less
When a Posh Toff stumbles over their words and stutters.
We went out of our way to ger..erm...or....er..er
Quit your Toff Twaddling and spit it out!