My mom is on the browser

When you teacher thinks you are talking about porn but you really saw your mom in the browser

Yo! My mom is on the browser!

My mom died

:(

person: my mom died
person 2: pog

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word to my moms

Meaning you are so serious about something so you put that on your mother.

"Yo word to my moms you gotta see me."

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My Mom Is Dead

It is the most common comeback against a Yo Mama joke. Used in an emergency when one can't think of anything to say. Using it automatically results in Fail for being such a lulzkiller. Please note that this is NOT the ultimate comeback

Bob: Btw, can you get my wallet for me? I left it on your mom's dresser.
Drew: My mom is dead
Bob: That explains why she wasn't screaming so much

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my mom is in prison

the response to a very insulting "your mom" joke; often used to make the deliverer of the insult to feel worse than you do

Person: "Your mom is fat!" Other person: "My mom is in prison" Person: "oh.."

Fuck my mom

A phrase used to express extreme dislike for someones actions, or to shut some one up.

Person 1: You're doing a pretty bad job at rolling that joint.
Person 2: How about you go fuck my mom. Huh? Just go fuck my mom.
Person 1:huh?

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call my mom

v. get someone in trouble.

Someone takes your stuff.
You respond with,
"Dude, I'm going to call my mom!"

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