granny swear

V. To swear like a grandmother, or, more generally, like an elderly woman, using phrases such as "dogonit," "fiddlesticks," and other mild interjections such as these.

Grandmother: "Oh fiddlesticks! I burnt the biscuits. Dogonit if this darn oven don't work right."
John: "Wow, granny, don't you know you shouldn't granny swear?"

pinky swear

An eternally binding act of hooking pinky fingers together in an attempt to seal the deal of a promise that has been made.

I promise to never do that again!
Do you pinky swear?

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swear jar

A coin bank that one puts a coin into whenever he says something profane.

Oh, damn it! I have to put some more money in the swear jar.

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Cloney Swear

The most powerful swear known to man that can only be done between two clones

"Cloney Swear you will never tell anyone this?"
"I Cloney Swear I won't"

Projectile Swearing

When a person retorts a mass of consecutive swear words in response to an unfavourable action that may have been accidental or deliberate. This usually is due to pain, loss of valuables, regrettable remark during a social evening or a temperamental outburst from friends or affiliations.

Bob: Oh sorry, John I accidentally cut your finger off with my lawn mower again. I can't take you to the hospital now though, I have to get my lawn ready for the "Lawn of the Week Competition".
John: MY f*****g FINGER, IT f*****g HURTS SO MUCH!! F*****g s**t c**t a*****e, you m****r f******g b****h, etc. etc.
Bob: Oh no, you're projectile swearing again.

Super Swearing

To make the ultimate swear, by combining everyday objects with otherwise horribly vulgar statements. Usually stated by people named Gebran while playing Modern Warfare 2.

Super Swearing examples:

"He keeps coming around and SUCKING MY COCK!"

"You fucking cuntmuffin!"

"You raccoon testicle!"

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Facebook Swear

(v.) When you promise to all of your friends on facebook that you will do something. (n.) an promise made on social media in an effort to hold yourself accountable.

I facebook swear that I will never watch the news again after the way the media exploited the worst our country has to offer.

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