mincing

Two people find a dead body. One puts their mouth over the penis, and the other elbow drops on the dead persons stomach.

" Callum and Tom were caught mincing on the late jimmy carter last night"

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mince

adj.
1. acne or pimples

verb.
1. to 'pop' acne or pimples

Alex: "Thomas bro, your mince is bad as today!"

Thomas: "far i had a mean mincing session today"

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mince

Ugly

"Her face is all mince."

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Mince

Death Metal

I feel like listening to some mince

This Cannibal Corpse album is pretty mincey

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Mince tits

A coward.

Dave ran at the first sight of trouble, he's a proper pair of mince tits.

mince

Has now changed from the way a homosexual would walk, to a old womens vagina.

shutup you mince

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Mincing

Feeling an undeniable urge to be extra as hell and crumble/grind all of your ingredients when cooking with a special mincing too. If the chef fails to mince all ingredients while cooking then a penalty of -1 point will be served to the chef.

Alex: Hey, have you started cooking yet?
Megan: Not yet, I'm too busy mincing the garlic
Alex: You're extra as hell

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