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When you want a night of internet based adult entertainment, so you make your wife cook food that can be exclusively eaten with one hand. Thus not disturbing your five knuckle shuffling.
One hand Wednesday was great last night, she made me hot dogs I could enjoy while watching some BBW.
The duel activity of switching back and for forth between Myspace in one window and pornographic images in another. Also works with AIM, Facebook or any other social group.
Dwayne Danglewood: Dude that comment you posted last night made no sense! Were you drunk or something?
Eric Shen: No I was doing a little one-handed Myspacing.
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A phrase to insinuate that someone (usually male) was watching someone else through binoculars - already in creepy stalker territory - but was also doing so while masturbating.
Hey girl, I saw you across the street yesterday!
Yeah - with one hand on the binoculars!
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When some bitch has the audacity to walk in and interrupt you while you're jerking off, and doesn't have the common courtesy to help you finish, so you finish on your own in your hand and slap her in her cunt face.
Did you hear why D'Rell got grounded? He gave his mom a one handed slimer.
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A woman with only one available hand that works as a hairdresser. You often feel overwhelmed with fear that she'll do a crappy job, and frankly it ruins your day.
Jon: Hey Bill! How'd you like your haircut?
Bill: I dunno Jon, I had the damn one handed bandit working today...
Jon: Fuck...
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Way for a guy to quickly judge the size of a girl's breasts by quickly grabbing one breast.
Dude, I gave Amelia the one hand check. I thought she was a C but it turns out she's def a D!
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Using only the mouse to browse the kind of sites that require the other hand free for something else ;)
The wife is in a mood - looks like I'll be doing some one handed computing tonight
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