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Onyx may be a crystal, however Onyx is also a person who cannot for the life of them make one funny joke. They are immensely irritating, and they behave in a way that would make others want to call them a ‘snowflake’. A simple joke such as “Free top G” aggravates them so much that they cry about it. Overall, they are so pathetic and stupid that they are considered a joke at whoever job/school they work at/attend. They are also incapable of dating someone who isn’t a complete idiot, they may find a partner who is willing to put up with their bullshit because they too are a snowflake, but an Onyx will never find a significant other that actual has a life.
Oh c’mon, I was just making a joke… don’t be an Onyx.
You’re acting like a dumbass bitch, like an Onyx!
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Onyx The Fortuitous (AKA Weird Gamer Guy, Weird Satanist Guy, Weird Arby's Guy, Weird Furry Guy, ETC.) Is a well known internet personality played by Andrew Bowser. He has his own webshow called "The Shadow Zone." He formerly lived in his mother's basement and is commonly seen drinking tiny wines.
Known catchphrases by him are "I dunno", "____ is pretty cool!" "Choke me Devil Daddy, Choke me!" "Notice me Senpai, Notice me!" "How deep does that hole go?"
Onyx The Fortuitous is the sexiest man on the planet.
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an unborn beast of baby who will one day be the thugginest kid on the block
dam look at that kid onyx thor. i wanna be just like him but too bad i cant cuz hes the only one who could ever be that cool
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Variant of the chidori that uses the name “one thousand birds” upgraded by the power of the six paths. Otherwise black chidori
Sasuke uses onyx chidori with naruto’s sage art: magnet style rasengan
Leo is cool, lovely, kind AND SHORT. Onyx's boyfriend also. He loves his friends so much and also leave them on read 😂 (not funny). If u want to be friends with him send him funny and relatable Pinterest pictures!
Anyone: Look at Onyx's boyfriend!
His followers: He left me on read..
The most elite mf's in the entire world.
They are best friends and platonic soulmates. They know everything about eachother, and know what the other is feeling 24/7 (they share emotions aswell).
Person 1: who are those two?
Person 2: alyza and onyx, they have the most amazing friendship there is.
Verb: To excrete fecal matter onto someones chest in the shape of a necklace
I'm totally going to give her an onyx necklace. She won't even know it till it hits her.
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