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The phrase “I keep opening the fridge door means just what it sounds like but also applies to phones. You open the fridge door when you’re bored and don’t know what you want to eat or what to do. This can also be applied to apps you may open on your phone but don’t really want to, you’re just bored or not sure what to do.
Example 1: *opens fridge door* “What am I doing? I don’t want to open this.” *few seconds later* “Can I stop opening the fridge door? I’m not even hungry.”
Example 2: *after several minutes of opening random phone apps and locking and unlocking your phone.* “I keep opening the fridge door” *locks phone only to immediately unlock it again for no reason* “Dangit!” *tosses phone beside self*
a policy that requires all doors to remain open at all times, generally due to an ex-convict's aversion to doors being closed because they make him feel like he's back in the joint
House guest: Man, what the hell you opening the bathroom door for when I'm in there takin' a shit?!
Home owner (ex-con): If you're gonna stay here you're gonna have to abide by the Open Door Policy.
House guest: What the hell you talkin' about?!
Home owner (ex-con): Ever since I did that 6 months in Statesville, I can't have any doors closed in my house. I get to feeling like I'm locked in and I bug the fuck out, Dogg. The Open Door Policy is as much for your safety as for mine.
House guest: That seems fair, homie.
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To get really, really stoned. To smoke a lot of Marijuana.
Since we are going to the mountains today, we should open the blast doors for sure.
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A movement that seeks to abolish all restrictions on immigration so that anyone who wants to live in the US can justcome here and automaticly become a US citizan with all it's rights.
John is in the open doors movement.
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A variant of 'Captain State the Obvious'
Tss Captain kickin' in open doors!
Roses are red, as silent as a mouse, i opened your door, i'm inside your house just say it
Bork's name added to DMX's song "X Gon' Give It To Ya"
Knock knock open up the door it's BORK!
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