Orthodox

1. A member of the Orthodox Church, the second largest church in Christianity.

2. A stance that a boxer or mixed martial arts fighter uses

Rebekah: Hey Sarah, what church talks more about Jesus a lot

Sarah: The Orthodox Church

Brian: Terence switch to the orthodox stance now!

The Syriac Orthodox Church.

The true apostolic church founded by our Lord and our God Jesus Christ.

I am a staunch member of the Syriac Orthodox Church.

Orthodox Halloween

November 7th. The day Orthodox Christians celebrate Halloween.

Child: "Φάρσα ή κέρασμα!"
Person at door: "Wait a minute. I thought Halloween was last week."
Child: "Your Halloween was, yes, but today is Orthodox Halloween. Now give me some candy."