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A reminder, to a woman, to maintain her place in the matriarchy and to be brave and daring despite insecurities.
FEMALE FRIEND: I'm dating this guy, but he never remembers my birthday and he always hits on my female friends in front of me.
SUPERGIRL: Ovary up, and dump that asshole!
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The Destruction of Ones Ovary
"OMG, I Think i Just Blew an Ovary"
"I'm So Mad, Im Going To Blow an Ovary"
"I Think She's About To Blow an Ovary"
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1. The female version of Blue Balls.
2. When your man does work and doesn't finish the job.
Lindz: OMG that guy last night totally gave me the worst case of orange ovaries.
Shar: at least he was employed in something, but looks like he's already going to get laid off. (pun intended)
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A cock tease is an attractive woman who flirts without delivering the 'goods'.
An ovary tease is a man who flirts with women just for attention, and has no intention of getting romantic.
That guy is such an ovary tease, wow.....
Brass Ovaries, similar to a male having brass balls. I female that is a tough negotiator or one that will not back down or compromise their principals.
She was a real tough negotiator, she has a pair of brass ovaries.
when someone is SO attractively perfect that a female's ovaries simply explode. Like feels to a whole new level!
Friend 1: I actually felt your ovaries explode when Mike started singing
Friend 2: Like... asdfghjkl
Friend 1: I know, I sensed your ovary explosion
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The state of inevitable awe, wonder, and adoration that women fall prey to when faced with an adorable baby or child.
This state is accompanied by the primal mating call of the woman's ovaries and sudden yearning to have the "we're ready" conversation with the next eligible bachelor in sight.
This state is intensified tenfold with the addition of a handsome father, a man holding a baby's hand, a man holding a baby, or a man generally interacting adorably with an infant and/or child.
E.g. "Yo, did you see that hot dad over there talking to his little baby? Major ovary eyes."
"Oh man! I had the worst ovary eyes today when I saw Chris Hemsworth cradling his baby into his massive bicep."