buffer overflow

Euphemism for an immediate need to defecate or urinate. Also synonymous for having already done so in public.

"I'm about to have a buffer overflow. brb!"

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Undertow Overflow

The act of suctioning one’s overactive saliva production, undertow and under tongue. Look out world! Through the teeth; here it comes - an annoying resonance of fingernails on a chalkboard or scrubbing bumbles spinning down the drain, typically, breathed breath back for pronounced effect before laughing at one’s own lame joke.

I got pigeonholed by one of John’s murderous monologues and almost drowned in his undertow overflow pulling me into one lame joke after another, ad nauseum. Luckily, I feigned diarrhea and darted the bathroom.

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Bottle overflow

A let loose of emotions which you have kept bottled up usally leading to an outbreak of violence.

"How are you doing today"
"Not good i just had my bottle overflow when i caught my wife cheating"
"That sucks what happened?"
"I broke her face!"

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Stack Overflow Engineer

Someone who can't program for shit but stays afloat by copying and posting code from stack overflow.

Jimmy: Hey David, do you think I should ask Bob for some help with implementing multithreading?

David: Nah, Bob's a stack overflow engineer. Better to just Google it yourself.

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Lap dance overflow

When a friend or companion is getting a lapdance at a strip club; the act of positioning yourself as close as possible, as to get accidentally rubbed on by the stripper or the over flow of body parts: ie. tits and vagina

Hey guys, I'm kinda broke right now; so I'm just gonna try and get your lap dance overflow tonight.

Or

Rick is getting a lapdance, I'm gonna get in close to get some lapdance overflow.

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Taint Overflow

Ejaculating after not masturbating for over a month

"Man I had the biggest taint overflow yesterday"

overflow hate

Hate so powerful it becomes romantic attraction.

"Alex is such a piece of shit, I'm almost getting overflow hate for her"