PHP

worst shit ever made

person 1: PHP is nerdy,
person 2: real

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php

Commonly referred to as the Perl for n00bs. Learn a REAL language...

#!/usr/bin/perl
print "PHP sucks... hard..."

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α-PHP

Short for α-Pyrrolidinohexiophenone. Psychoactive drug of the cathinone class and is a structural isomer of pyrovalerone. Similar to other drugs often referred to as "bath salts" such as it's big brother α-PVP as well as MDPV (Methylenedioxypyrovalerone). This means that it is good for roughly 30 minutes of intense euphoria followed by at least a couple hours of equally intense melancholy. Can be ingested in a variety of ways.

Dave: "Hey man Rodrigo doesn't look so good"

Man: "He railed a fat line of α-PHP about an hour ago, once the heart palpitations, jaw clenching, and general dysphoria passes he'll be ok"

Rodrigo: "(takes another bump)"

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PHP-Nuke

Before myspace, the kids had to use something that took at least half of a brain to use, This was PHP-Nuke.. Unfortunately it isn't as popular as it once was.

Webmaster 1: Dude, all of these clan sites look the same..
Webmaster 2: Heh, PHP-Nuke.

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php?tag

A hipster who is also very good in programming code.

He ain’t just a hippie, he’s php?tagged

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PHP-Over

It's the same as a hang-over, except from programming PHP, instead of drinking.

I had a crazy PHP-over this morning, I was up until 5 AM programming PHP...

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PHP

People who don't totally understand what php is would argue that php/java/python is the best in the world. However as da real OG I'm telling you man PHP, the PxxnHubPremium does act as your best companion.

"Dude I study my php session"
"Oh yeah? Where are you learning?"
"It's that website you dumbass"