PILF

PILF: (n) Acronym referring to a "Philosopher I'd like to fuck."

Usage:

Me: Dude, Wittgenstein is a total PILF!
also Me: Yeah, good thing reading Wittgenstein is a total mind-fuck.

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PILF

Palin I'd Like to Fuck. References the 2008 Republican vice presidential candidate, who happens to also be a MILF.

Man, dude, that Sarah Palin is such a PILF.

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PILF

Pedophile I'd like to fuck

Look! that man in that van is definately a PILF!

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PILF

Potential id like to fuck

There's potential there, definate PILF!

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PILF

refers to a patient in which one would like to encounter, specifically, in a sexual manner.

"Dude, did you see Dr. Jones' patient? I would love to conduct a physical assessment on her. She's a total PILF."

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PILF

Palin I'd Like To Fuck.

Man, I'd sure like to put tubesteak in that bitch Sarah Palin. She's the real PILF.

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PILF

1)Principal I'd Like to Fuck
2)a principal you would see and say "get a leg up"

The only reason I go to school is to see PILF

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