I plead the 5th

My friend is high and can't answer with a simple yes or no.

Sam: "Have you masturbated?"
Friend: "I plead the 5th."

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I Plead the 5th

A term that mostly black people say

Tyrone: I PLEAD THE 5TH

Cop: I Do not Care Blacky

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plead n' cry

The emoji sequence (🥺😭) which references the cursed emoji "Powercry". The feeling of intense sadness that will make your eyes cute n' glossy and your tears flow over when you cry.

Plead n' cry is what make you cry like a crazy child. 🥺😭

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pleading insanity

the greatest band that ever live the best metal ever heard

they rule they are the best

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pleading insanity

I'd have to say the best music I have ever heard. It's the only thing I listen to.

That band, Pleading Insanity, is fucking SICK stuff.

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I plead the Santos

Being protected from accusations because you can tell big whopper lies

If you feel that you are being challenged on your truthfulness just say that "I plead the Santos". This means your latest lies will protect you for another week or two .

PLEADE

You type so fast, you’ve managed to misspell 1/6 letters in the word “please”. Judging by how fast you’ve typed it, we can safely assume your desperate, heck, even… pleading…

A: No, you cannot drive my car.
B: PLEADE I’LL DO ANYRHINF.