pmp is the abbreviation of 拍马屁 in Mandarin Chinese.
It means bullshit
Pls I saw the principle at the club yesterday-
Oh, that's... fun ig was she drunk?
No, she was the stripper LOL
Pmp!! As if that would ever happen
When a chick is very horny and she tells her man: Baby I want you to PMP.
"Nearly PMP at that comment!" Referring to uncontrollable laughter.