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Pro-masturbation syndrome it's the time after you have masturbated and wonder why you just did that.
God damn it did i really watch that shit now i have PMS
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john- why are you so angry?
mary- cause I just started my period and i have pms john!
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Shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up!
Guys will never understand the concept of PMS.
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The time of the month when men need to be the MOST understanding of women but instead act like immature assholes and do everything from blaming little arguments with a girl on PMS to cheating on a girlfriend or spouse because she has PMS. Guys, seriously, all girls want is to feel like you care, even when we are being completely irrational. Think how irrational you'd be if you were experiencing pain like that of constantly being kicked in the nuts while passing a kidney stone.
Girl: I hate you! I never want to see you again!
Guy: Sweetie, I know you don't mean that.
*hug*
Girl: Well... I guess I overreacted a little. I do have PMS this week.
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The transformation of woman to beast, occurring once every month. Similar to the werewolf, a PMSing woman becomes a dog-like creature capable only of eating, sleeping, barking, annoying the neighbors, and leaving messes that she expects you to clean up.
Adam probably accepted the forbidden fruit from Eve, because she was premenstral. Can't say I blame him; I'd choose the wrath of God over a woman with PMS any old day.
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A powerful demon that summons itself into the body of a woman once a month for about a week.
Dude, my girlfriend is suffering from PMS, don't get near.
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Pre-Menstrual Syndrome
The woman's "time of the month" when her uterus sheds its lining because her monthly egg isn't fertilized and dies.
The worst time to be around a woman, because she becomes an irrational psycho bitch which froths at the mouth with rage and seeks to destroy anything which stands in her way.
I'd rather be in Hell than to be around a womsn with PMS.
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