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Forget that
"You can walk to school instead of me driving you"
"Pon that, I'll take the bus"
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To get worked
eg. falling down or getting hit
What happened to you?
I got poned!
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Basically someone who lied about having disabilities and got on trending every time. aka a horrible person
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Man-pon: a tightly wound paper towel or toilet paper approximately 6 inches in length that is placed between the ass cheeks to prevent... leakage. Developed in the mid-90's in response to the use of "O-lean" vegetable oil substitute which caused anal leakage in many subjects. When "O-lean" was no longer found in food products, the Man-Pon was nearly eradicated from the shelves until recently with the emergence of "Alli" a supplement that is taken for weightloss which causes a person to bypass all fats through their GI tract, resulting in a drippy anus.
I have diarrhea and allergies... I should put in a Man-Pon to prevent any accidents from sneezing.
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