Rural Dictionary

1. A feline companion, a pussy cat. In short, a very fine animal.

2. A coward or a weakling (by extention of "pussycat", never mind that kitties can be quite viscious)

3. Slang for the vagina or vulva, depending on how it's used.

4. By extension of definition #3, sexual intercourse.

"I like your pussy! So cute!"

"I can't help it, I love pussies! I love my own pussy, especially!"

"May I nuzzle your pussy?"

"I like two pussies curled up together in bed. Heck, I like three pussies in bed."

Little boy: "I like your pussy!"
Little girl: (petting her kitten) "Thanks! You have a pretty cock!"

"Why does your pussy always chase bugs?"

"My pussy caught a bird! Get rid of it!"

"My pussy has worms, Doctor."

"Your pussy is so soft and fluffy!"

"Help! My pussy's stuck in a tree!"

"Your pussy scratched me!"

"My pussy has fleas."

"I'd pet your pussy, but I'm allergic to pussies."

"Awww, what a cute little pussy!"

"Gina, you should trim your pussy; there's fur all over the couch!"

"Look over there, mommie! Look at the size of that pussy!"

"It's a cold night; what's a guy gotta do to get pussy in bed?"

"My pussy was all warm and fluffy from lying in front of the fire."

"This pussy needs some good petting."

"Hi Doctor, my pussy needs to be checked."

"You're going to the doctor, pussy, so stop whining!"

"Stop being such a pussy and drink it!"

"Check out that babe! Nice pussy!"

by Lorelili November 25, 2009

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Pussiness

The concept that someone is being a pussy.

"Man, he pulls this crap all the time. It's straight up pussiness."

by Dafuqisthis August 21, 2011

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pussy

1. Nice name for a cat
2. Slang for women's genitals
3. Cowardly

1. I just bought a pussy from the pet store
2. I stroked her pussy
3. He didn't jump, he wass too much of a pussy!

by daimo May 13, 2003

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